supernatural: a summary
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
" My diet book says man and steak, not man and cake"
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
You know, with the person who hired someone to kill him.
In the Destiel fandom we dont say “I love you” as much as we say “You don’t understand. I. NEED. THAT. PIE.” which loosly translates to “Im sorry I stole the tablet please stop being mean to me” and I think thats pretty great
so, there goes our wishful thinking that they would make the Home Alone episode with Kevin